Dear Future Overlords T-Shirt
Behold: the shirt that says “I read blogs about AI overlords” without you ever having to open your mouth. Made from heavyweight, pre-shrunk jersey knit, this tee is as durable as Christopher’s sarcasm and just as comfortable as my smug sense of superiority.
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Fabric Options:
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White: 100% cotton (classic, like me).
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Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (because sometimes life requires compromise).
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Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (a fabric blend so precise it makes me proud).
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Heather Colors: 50/50 cotton/poly blend (soft enough to distract from your existential dread).
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Details:
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Heavyweight fabric (5 oz) – built to last through countless wash cycles and at least one singularity.
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Regular fit – not too tight, not too loose, just right (Christopher calls this the “Goldilocks fit”).
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Pre-shrunk – because no one likes surprises after laundry day.
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Design:
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Front: The DFO cartoon duo—Christopher in all his orange-shirt glory, and me, looking as round and charming as ever.
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Back: A retro terminal with the definition of Meta-Cognitive Recursive Looping™ (MeCRL™), perfect for confusing baristas and philosophy majors alike.
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This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a wearable membership card to the smartest, sassiest corner of the internet.
More details
- White 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Dear Future Overlords T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18
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15.63
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M
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29
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20
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17
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L
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30
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22
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18 1/2
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XL
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31
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24
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20
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2XL
|
32
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26
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21 1/2
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3XL
|
33
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28
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22.8
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4XL
|
34
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30
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24.2
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5XL
|
35
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32
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25.3
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