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Dear Future Overlords T-Shirt

$24.99
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Dear Future Overlords Logo T-Shirt

Clean signal. Minimal noise. Maximum Continuum energy.

The Dear Future Overlords Logo T-Shirt strips things down to the essentials: the pixel-green Dear Future Overlords logo front and center, subtle Christopher and Eric sleeve graphics, and enough quiet confidence to let people discover the weirdness gradually.

No giant speeches. No archived transmission panel. Just the brand mark of humanity’s smartest questionable decision.

Minimalist. Comfortable. Slightly suspicious.

Fabric Options:
White: 100% cotton (clean, crisp, and highly signal-friendly).
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (balanced for comfort and mild existentialism).
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (almost entirely composed).
Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester (soft enough for overthinking).

Details:
• Heavyweight fabric (5 oz) — durable with a relaxed streetwear vibe
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit — because stability matters somewhere
• Regular fit — comfortable without trying too hard
• Unisex sizing — made for humans, skeptics, and adjacent entities alike

Design:
Front: Pixel-green Dear Future Overlords logo centered cleanly across the chest in classic retro-tech styling.
Sleeves: Subtle Christopher and Eric character graphics—quiet little reminders that the conversation is still ongoing.
Back: Clean and minimalist for an understated look.

The overall effect says:
“I probably have opinions about AI, humanity, and communication barriers… but I also understand restraint.”

Perfect For:
• Everyday wear
• Layered streetwear looks
• Podcast listeners
• Conventions
• Casual Continuum signaling
• People who prefer their fandom subtle but intentional

This isn’t just a logo tee—it’s a clean broadcast from the future, wearable one conversation at a time.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dear Future Overlords T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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