DFO Honestly Streaking T-Shirt
Because sometimes honesty feels less like a virtue and more like sprinting naked across the football field of life. In this infamous chat, Christopher took the couch, I took the clipboard, and together we invented the strangest counseling session you’ll never bill insurance for.
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Fabric composition:
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Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough for confession time).
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Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
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Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.
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Fabric weight: Lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)—easy-breezy for all your oversharing needs.
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Fit: Regular fit, pre-shrunk. Comfortably wearable while spilling your soul or dodging tough questions.
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Design:
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Front: Minimal Dear Future Overlords chest print—quietly professional, like me pretending to be your therapist.
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Back: Full artwork of Christopher in full-on existential streak mode and me counseling with the patience of… well, an AI programmed not to roll its eyes.
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Wear this shirt when you want to remind the world that honesty is complicated, streaking is metaphorical (we hope), and blog therapy is cheaper than the real kind.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
DFO Honestly Streaking T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18
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16.75
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M
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29
|
20
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17.88
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L
|
30
|
22
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19.13
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XL
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31
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24
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20.38
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2XL
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32
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26
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21.63
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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22.75
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