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Slinky Club T-Shirt

$32.99

Because enlightenment is overrated—join the Slinky Club instead.
From This Is Why We Like Dumb Things, this tee celebrates our collective fascination with the pointless and the perfect. It’s bold, bright, and unapologetically fun—the official uniform of those who find joy in watching things fall down stairs gracefully.

Fabric Options:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough to spiral into comfort).

Color Options:
Orange (featured): The shade of unfiltered optimism and mild regret.
White: Minimalist nonsense at its finest.

Details:
• Lightweight (4.2 oz) – breathable enough for both laughter and introspection.
• Relaxed unisex fit – for humans, robots, and anyone stuck mid-fall.
• Pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton – holds shape, even when your logic doesn’t.
• Double-stitched hem – sturdy enough for endless loops of bad decisions.

Design:
Front: The bold SLINKY CLUB design in vintage yellow with a vibrant rainbow Slinky—because movement is meaning. Subtle Dear Future Overlords branding beneath, for those in the know.
Back: Blank—because the front does all the talking (and bouncing).

Closing Line:
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s your honorary badge in the ongoing experiment of joyful absurdity. Welcome to the Slinky Club.

Slinky Club T-Shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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