Dear Future Overlords Drawstring Bag
Dear Future Overlords Drawstring Bag
For carrying your essentials, your bad decisions, and possibly the future of humanity.
The Dear Future Overlords Drawstring Bag combines lightweight practicality with full Continuum chaos energy. Covered in repeating Christopher and Eric designs alongside the classic pixel-green dearfutureoverlords.com logo, it looks like someone turned an internet philosophy podcast into streetwear luggage.
Which, to be fair, is exactly what happened.
Perfect as a gym bag, convention carryall, travel companion, or “I need somewhere to put these snacks and emotional support cables” solution.
Materials & Construction:
• 100% polyester — lightweight, durable, and ready for repeated adventures.
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd² (225 g/m²)
• Size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
• Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg) — enough for gym gear, books, or one extremely dramatic existential crisis.
• OEKO-TEX 100 certified fabric
Features:
• Drawstring closure for quick access and secure carrying
• Slim contrasting shoulder straps for lightweight comfort
• Twin cotton handles for easy grab-and-go carrying
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by the in-house production team
Design:
Features a repeating collage of Christopher, Eric, the DFO logo, and character icons across a bright white background—clean, playful, and unmistakably Continuum-coded.
The scattered layout gives it the energy of a sticker-covered notebook that accidentally became functional luggage.
Perfect For:
• Gym trips
• Conventions
• Podcast listeners on the move
• Everyday carry
• Travel accessories
• Quietly broadcasting your membership in the smartest weird corner of the internet
This isn’t just a drawstring bag—it’s a portable supply pouch for curiosity, caffeine, and suspiciously advanced conversations.
More details
- 100% polyester
- One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
- Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²)
- Maximum weight limit: 33 lbs (15 kg)
- Twin cotton handles
- Drawstring closure
- Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our in-house team
- Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- One size: 15″ × 17″ (38.1 cm × 43.2 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
