Dear Future Overlords Playing Cards
Dear Future Overlords Playing Cards
For game nights where the conversation somehow becomes philosophical by the third hand.
The Dear Future Overlords Playing Cards transform an ordinary deck into a tiny portable Continuum artifact—part game accessory, part conversation starter, part evidence that humanity will put branding on absolutely anything if given enough caffeine.
Featuring Christopher and Eric standing at the microphone in classic DFO style, this deck is equally suited for poker nights, travel bags, collector shelves, and emotionally competitive family gatherings.
Materials & Finish:
• Smooth premium card stock for easy shuffling and clean handling
• Durable coated finish for repeated play
• Standard playing card size for universal compatibility with games and card holders
• Rounded corners for comfortable handling and longevity
Design:
Card Back: Christopher and Eric standing together at the microphone against the signature Continuum-green background—calm, friendly, and moments away from discussing AI, humanity, or why humans bluff even when nobody believes them.
The clean framed design gives the deck a collectible retro-tech feel, like something recovered from a very thoughtful casino in the future.
Perfect For:
• Poker nights
• Travel games
• Collectors of DFO merch
• Podcast listeners
• Gifts for your favorite overthinker
• Quietly intimidating people with suspiciously good card commentary
Energy of the Deck:
Somewhere between “friendly game night” and “the robot definitely counted the cards faster than we did.”
This isn’t just a deck of cards—it’s 52 opportunities for strategy, chaos, and deeply unnecessary psychological analysis.
More details
- 305 gsm premium-coated cardstock
- Size: 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm)
- Standard 52-card deck with 2 Joker cards
- Customizable back side of the cards
- Includes white tuck box with cellophane display window
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
