Christopher Signal Coaster
Christopher Signal Coaster
For tables that deserve better conversation.
The Christopher Signal Coaster features Christopher’s unmistakable cartoon likeness framed inside the signature DFO archive border—calm, thoughtful, and carrying the energy of someone about to turn a simple question into a forty-minute philosophical detour.
Which, statistically, is exactly what happens.
Built with sustainable cork and a glossy finish, this coaster protects your surfaces while quietly signaling that the person holding the mug probably has opinions about AI, humanity, or why grocery stores somehow become existential after 9 p.m.
Materials & Construction:
• Absorbent cork base — renewable, biodegradable, and drink-approved.
• High-gloss coated top — smooth finish with vivid color and sharp artwork.
• Durable MDF core — sturdy enough for coffee mugs and emotional processing sessions.
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ — ideal for desks, end tables, podcast setups, and suspiciously introspective mornings.
Design:
Features Christopher’s illustrated portrait inside the metallic DFO signal frame against a Continuum-green backdrop—minimalist, recognizable, and just smug enough to feel accurate.
Details:
• Sold individually
• Eco-friendly cork construction
• Gloss finish for easy cleaning
• Rounded square profile with full-art print
This isn’t just a coaster—it’s a tiny protected zone for your beverage and your ongoing internal monologue.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dear Future Overlords
- Email: contact@support.shop.dearfutureoverlords.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
