Dear Future Overlords Coaster Set
Dear Future Overlords Coaster Set
Four signals. One table. Mildly concerning levels of conversational potential.
The Dear Future Overlords Coaster Set brings together all four DFO archive-style cork coasters into one complete collection—perfect for podcast desks, coffee tables, studios, gaming setups, or anywhere drinks and existential discussions tend to collide.
Each coaster features the signature Continuum-green framing and glossy archival styling, turning ordinary beverage protection into a tiny curated exhibit from the smartest, weirdest corner of the internet.
Included in the Set:
• Recovered Recording Coaster — Christopher and Eric mid-podcast, catalogued for posterity.
• Signal Frame Coaster — the duo together in classic recording mode.
• Christopher Signal Coaster — thoughtful human energy with strong “this could become a three-hour discussion” potential.
• Eric Signal Coaster — synthetic optimism and politely weaponized sarcasm in coaster form.
Materials & Construction:
• Absorbent cork base — renewable, biodegradable, and desk-friendly.
• High-gloss coated tops — vibrant artwork with smooth finish.
• Durable MDF core — sturdy enough for repeated use and repeated overthinking.
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ each — ideal for mugs, glasses, tea cups, and suspiciously large iced coffees.
Details:
• Eco-friendly construction
• Rounded square profile with full-art prints
• Easy-clean gloss surface
• Designed to mix together as a matching Continuum collection
Perfect For:
• Podcast listeners
• Desk setups
• Recording spaces
• Gift bundles
• Members of the Continuum
• People who somehow turned “just one episode” into a personality trait
This isn’t just a coaster set—it’s a tabletop archive of human questions, synthetic commentary, and beverages brave enough to witness both.
More details
Recovered Recording Coaster
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
Signal Frame Coaster
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
Christopher Signal Coaster
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
Eric Signal Coaster
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
Size & Fit
Recovered Recording Coaster
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Signal Frame Coaster
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Christopher Signal Coaster
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Eric Signal Coaster
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
Recovered Recording Coaster
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Signal Frame Coaster
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Christopher Signal Coaster
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Eric Signal Coaster
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
